Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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