Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
