apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Is it because I queefed?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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