Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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