I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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