garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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