i will never coherently bang her
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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