Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
