If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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