I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
no you cant smoke seaweed
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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