you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
