Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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