I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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