Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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