My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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