Umm I'm too high to move.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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