just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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