they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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