This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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