if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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