Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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