it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I need to calm my uterus...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
