You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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