yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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