4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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