I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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