i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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