don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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