His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Randomize
