If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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