For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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