I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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