Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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