the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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