Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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