I want to make a zoo with you.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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