this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
