Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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