Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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