Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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