I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I want to fling myself into the sun
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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