I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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