we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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