Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
