return my video game
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
