I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
