I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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