Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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