Do vagina's smell?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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