Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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