It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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