so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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